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THIS POST GOES OUT TO MY FAVORITO SNOW MAN [Oct. 9th, 2005|08:58 pm]
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ICE ICE BABY HAS REQUESTED THAT I UPDATE MY JOURNAL IN RECENT TIMES OF A WEEK OR TWO AGO, SO HERE I AM UPDATING...WITH A VENGEANCE! I HOPE THIS IS TO FINDING YOUR SATISFACTIONS, MR. FLA-VOR ICE. PLEASE TO NOT BEAT ME WITH SNO CONES AGAIN AND MAKING MY NIPPLES TURN SEVEN SHADES OF BLUE BECAUSE THAT IS GIVING ME REMINDINGS OF UNHAPPY TIMES IN HIGH SCHOOL LIKE WHY WOULDN'T ANY OF THE GIRLS GO TO PROM WITH ME WHEN I POLISH MY MASK TO FINERIES AND WEAR FANCY SUIT WITH SPECIAL SEQUIN CAPE TO MAKE SPARKLIES OFF OF DISCO BALL ON GYM FLOOR. IT IS FOR THIS THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, BUT I MAKE UPDATES FOR RESPECT TO ALL MY FANS, FOR SUCH IS THE WRESTLER'S DA VINCI CODE.

GOODBYE MR CHIPS, I AM GOING TO TAKE A HOT BATH WITH CALGON AND DARTH VADER BUBBLES, SO TA TA FOR NOW!
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ANNOUNCING MY HELLO TO YOUR EYES LOUDLY [Aug. 3rd, 2005|01:27 am]
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HELLO RICHMOND!

IT IS TIME TO MY ARRIVE HERE IN THIS CITYSCAPE AND DO SOME CRIMES, WHICH I HAVE ALREADY DONE TO YOUR NO AVAIL. IT IS TOO LATE I AM SCARED OF TO BE TELLING YOU, FOR EL SERPENTO AND I ARE ALREADY HERE FOR INVASIONS AND TO MAKE PAIN TIMES FOR EL MATEMATICO. IT IS A REAL BROWN TROUSERS MOMENT FOR HIM AS HE COME TO REALIZES THAT WE ARE NOT GOING AWAY AND THE ATOMIC BEATDOWN HE IS NOW FACING IS IN HIS FACE FOREVER!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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